C
Superman, superman, crunchy little superman
Found you in a Corn Flakes box
Nourished you in privacy
Touched the parts you couldn't reach
You improved immediately

        F
She's a squeaking head on a pleasure box
                        G
And the boys don't understand
           C            F
It took the Holy Roman Empire
        Bb7               C
Just to get you by my side
        F
And I'm gonna be more careful with you
Bb7
Aren't I?

C
Superman, superman, let her settle gradually
On the fire extinguisher
You provided thoughtfully
In the river on a punt
Underneath the willow tree

        F
She's a squeaking head on a pleasure box
                        G
And the boys don't understand
           C            F
It took the Holy Roman Empire
        Bb7             C
Just to keep you satisfied
        F
And I'm gonna be more careful with you
Bb7
Obviously
                 C
You'd better believe it
                 D
You'd better believe it
                 F
You'd better believe it
                 C
You'd better believe it
                 D
You'd better believe it
                 F
You'd better believe it
C
[bass solo] C
G C