Game Show

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You dear momma bound up by a chain
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Wrapped up all-around your tiny waist
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The other ends tied up to a telephone pole
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Got nobody left to call, stuck at the old game show

[Verse]
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A local goddess never tells the truth
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Striking fast the movements stays loose
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Reminisce the glory days of a time long ago
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She spins the wheel in stiletto heels on the old game show

[Verse]
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There's a man who claims he's a Gemini
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He's six foot six he's bigger than you and I
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He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but he does have a throne
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He won the world and he won the girl on the old game show

[Bridge]
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Mommas in the kitchen cookin' up a batch of sexy lays
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I know that she loves me but she hate my charmin' way
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But she never went to college, so she's got an awful lot to say

[Verse]
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So please flip the switch before we leave
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And nothing here is left to my mystery
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Tried to forget what happened here and all the things you know
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The lights go down and the curtains close on the old game show