A          G#      C#m
A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
A          G#          C#m
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
A         G#      C#m
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
A                 G#               C#m
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

[Verse 1]
A                    G#      C#m
Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough
        A          G#         C#m
Then why did God give me two, not including my muff?
A                   G#            C#m
If you've got a pretty face and a pretty fanny too
A                           G#                  C#m
You will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you!

[Pre-Chorus]
A     G#      C#m
1, 2, 3, 4 (It's just like coming in the back door)
A     G#     C#m
5, 6, 7, 8 (Aaah, feels great!)

[Chorus 2]
A          G#      C#m
A ring, a ring, around my dirty posy
A          G#         C#m
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
A     G#      C#m
Ring, ring, ring around my posy
A                  G#              C#m
All the boys in town say I've the tightest of posies

[Verse 2]
A                     G#           C#m
A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men
A               G#             C#m
To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in
A                    G#          C#m
What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun?
A                   G#         C#m
Just south of my front part; I will make you cum!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
A      G#      C#m
9, 10, 11, 12 (Feels so good, must be bad for my health)
A        G#      C#m
13, 14, 15, 16 (I'm so keen)

[Chorus]
A          G#      C#m
A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
A          G#          C#m
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
A         G#      C#m
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
A                 G#               C#m
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

A     C#m
Ring, ring around my rosy
A     C#
Ring, ring around my rosy

[Bridge]
A                C#m
Ring around the rosy
A                C#m
Pocket full of posies
A        C#m
Ashes, ashes
A             C#m
We all fall down!

A                C#m
Ring around the rosy
A                C#m
Pocket full of posies
A        C#m
Ashes, ashes
A             C#m
We all fall down!

[Outro]
A        G#      C#m
A ring around my rosy
A          G#      C#m
My pocket's so damn cozy
A       G#      C#m
Oh, my posy My posy
     A         G#      C#m
I'm talking about my asshole