I met a girl with pretty hips and thighs, Lisa is her name.
Packed with perky lips and goo-goo eyes.
She drives me insane.

Tonsel-wrestling all the time.
The jocks all knew her inside out.
Alway showed up, dress to thrill.
Never spotted outside a vette until...

A rumour spread through all the halls, at Weston junior high.
Our chica was infected with herpes simplex, wow.

Tonsel-wrestling all the time.
The jocks all knew her inside out.
Alway showed up, dress to thrill.
Never spotted outside a vette until...

I just wanna hold your hand.
Call me stupid I don't mind.
I don't care for no one else.
I'll never fall for anyone but her!

Now I've got a girl with pretty hips and thighs, Lisa is her name.
Packed with perky lips and goo-goo eyes. Yeah, she drives me insane.