C
He
                Gm
He's better than me
                 F
He's everything, oh my god, it fucking hurts
           Fm
'Cause I'm not like other guys, I'm worse and
C
She
                  G
She's better than me
                     F
She's everything I'm not, I wish I had something more
         Fm
Than her old used towel on my bathroom floor


[Chorus]
C
Subway on a Sunday with a smoker's cough
               E
You're on your honeymoon again, I'm taking weekends off
     F                Fm
Woke up today feeling tombstone grey
  C
I think I really wanna throw myself away
       Em
To the landfill with my papers from the second grade
     F         Fm
Woke up today, tombstone grey

C G F Fm


[Verse 2]
N.C.                           C
I don't think about you like I used to
G
I don't ever search your name on YouTube
  F                                    Fm
I took you off my phone like you are U2

Now I'm used to you
C
You can't give me rides no more, it's okay
G
Now I wake up early, take the subway
    F
The world wants me to love or lose
                                                  C
The good news is I don't have to choose because I lost you


[Chorus]
C
Subway on a Sunday with a smoker's cough
               Em
You're on your honeymoon again, I'm taking weekends off
     F                Fm
Woke up today feeling tombstone grey
  C
I think I really wanna throw myself away
       Em
To the landfill with my papers from the second grade
     F         Fm
Woke up today, tombstone grey