She said: "Sir, do you need the instruction manual?"
"Well, no, Ma'am: there's no job I can't handle."
Don't matter to me if it's high or low tech,
I'm either ways: all hands on deck.

I'm a hands on man: I like to touch it:
I'm a hands on man: I like to feel; love it.
Let my fingers linger on it just as long as I can,
You gonna love me: I'm a hands on man.

Now let's looka here an' see what we got:
Is it runnin' too cold or runnin' too hot?
Well, let me tinker with this a little an' fiddle with that:
I'll have this baby purrin' in nothin' flat.

I'm a hands on man: I like to touch it:
I'm a hands on man: I like to feel; love it.
Let my fingers linger on it just as long as I can,
You gonna love me: I'm a hands on man.

Well, if it needs adjustin', I'll adjust it just right.
Well, you can call me up, Ma'am: mornin' noon an' night.
If somethin' needs tightenin', or somethin' needs loosenin',
Well, I got all the tools an' I know how to use 'em:

I'm a hands on man: I like to touch it:
I'm a hands on man: I like to feel; love it.
Let my fingers linger on it just as long as I can,
You gonna love me: I'm a hands on man.

I'm a hands on man: I likes to touch it:
I'm a hands on man: I like to feel; love it.
Let my fingers linger on it just as long as I can,
You gonna love me: I'm a hands on man.

Aw, I like to touch it;
Hmm, mm, I love to feel it, love it.
You know, I'm a certified, qualified technician.