D    A  Gadd9  B    Em   Bb   D*   G    C   G/B   A7  A/C#  Bm7
e]---x----5----5----7----7----x----10---10---x----x----5----x----5---|
B]---7----5----3----7----8----6----7----8----8----8----5----5----3---|
G]---7----6----4----8----9----7----7----7----9----7----6----6----2---|
D]---7----7----5----9----9----8----7----9----10---9----5----7----4---|
A]---5----7----x----9----7----x--------------x----x----7----4----2---|
E]--------5----3----7---------6--------------8----7----5-------------|

    Em7 C#dim7 Bm   B7   E    A*   D** A/C#* F/A D/A   B7*  C*  C/G
e]---7----x----10---11---12---12---x----x----x----x----7----x----x---|
B]---8----11---12---10---9----10---10---10---6----7----7----5----5---|
G]---7----9----11---8----9----9----11---9----5----7----8----5----5---|
D]---9----11---12---9----9----11---12---10---7----7----7----5----5---|
A]---7----10-----------------------x----x----x----x----9----3----x---|
E]--------9------------------------10---9----5----5----7---------3---|



 VERSE 1:
   D                               A
  Far behind the forest of flying paper airplanes
  Gadd9                           A
  Grazing on the grounds of ponytails
       D                               A
  The substitute is counting down her ticks 'til recess
  Gadd9                             A
  Hammering down to size her fingernails



 PD-C HORUS 1:
             B                B                         Em
  Because today's the day Sebrina builds her box lunch buffet
             D               A
  Kool aid, sandwiches and chips for all the shoulders
  [Chromatic descending octave Bb to Bb]
   Bb                          A
  Lunch is on the table, soon dessert is on the floor, singing...



 CHORUS 1:
D*      G                      D*      | C  G/B  C  G/B | 
  So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene
D*      G                      D*      | C  G/B  C  G/B |
  So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene



    A                          A7
e]---------------------------------|
B]---------------------------------|
G]---------------------------------|
D]---------------------------------|
A]--0--0--2/3/4--4/5/6--7/8/9--10--|
E]---------------------------------|



 VERSE 2:
   D                                A
  Chesney's looking dapper in his brand new Dunce cap
   Gadd9                           A
  Strolling down the runway to an "F"
        D                              A/C#
  With all the others watching, eating paste and plato
     Bm7                                 A/C#
  He fights the urge to run and kiss the chef



 PD-C HORUS 2:
         B                                             Em
 'Cause she's a lovetarian, especially in the form of puppies
     (Em)      Em7             A           A7        Em
  He keeps his elbows off her table, but spills the beans
                    C#dim7           Bm          B7
  That he loves the girl behind the boysenberry punch - Sebrina



 CHORUS 2:
E       A*                     E       | D**  A/C#*  D**  A/C#* | 
  So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene
E       A*                     E       | D**  A/C#*  D**  A/C#* | 
  So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene
E       A*                     E
  So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene
 | D**    A/C#*    D**     A/C#*  |    Bb        F/A    Bb   F/A
 (Hostess for the show and tell, the shepherdess of the muscatel)



 BRIDGE (3/4):
  Em     A    D    D/A   Em  A   D
  Lunch box, hop-scotch, on the rocks
  B7*   Em   A      D   B7*   Em A  (C*)
  With spit-balls, pratfalls, al-co-hol



 OUTRO:
||: C*   | C/G  | D    | D/A  :|| (x3)
||  C*   | C/G  | D    | D     ||