Wasn't gonna go
Got a little late
Alice called me up
Said she had to wait
Was a litte mad
Got into the club
Saw you with a girl
Said "hello what's up"

She's got a fake nose
And a bunny on her skirt

So I know that it's true
And I wish you tried to make me understand
It's okay
But you're not looking straight at me
Cause you can't find the lies
Make up stories about people I don't know
After all
I already started getting back at you

Got myself a drink
Had a little much
Felt a little weird
Said "bartender, such
Big and manly hands
Make me feel so high
Make me wanna scream
Make me wanna die