C                            G7                 C
Took my stitches out Monday, took my cast off today
      F                                                  C
Still ain’t got no windshield, cause the insurance won’t pay
                 Am   F                    C
We can get by without all she broke in the house
     F            C       G7                         C
That Rambo with a skillet, my normally, sweet loving spouse.


[Verse 2]
F                                C
PMS, I guess, what else could it be?
                  Am   D                 G
Cause most of the time she’s so sweet to me
               F                   C
So cute and so sexy and a bit of a flirt
F             C             G7        C       F   C
Then all of a sudden, a cold wind in a skirt.


[Verse 3]
C               G7                        C
My dog, Fred, | knows when to hide in the woods
                      F                  C
And I’d hide in there with him if only I could
               Am        F         C
But me and the kids just try to survive
    F              C                  G7        C
And hope when the smoke clears, we’re all still alive.


[Verse 4]
F                                   C
PMS, I guess, is what made her that way
                  Am   D                     G
Cause most of the time she’s the light of my day
                        F                     C
A great mother, a great lover, so kind and so sweet
F                 C            G         C      F   C
Then right out of nowhere a tornado with feet.
 

[Verse 5]
C                              G7       C
It’s a medical mystery why she loses control
                  F                           C
But most women go through it, or so I’ve been told
                            Am            F             C
But when the change of life comes, and if I outlive this curse
          F        C       G7             C      G7  C
There’s a good possibility it’ll only get worse.