A
I was tuning in the six o clock news cast
                              E
And the weather man mentioned snow

As soon as I heard that four-letter word
                          A
I was making my plans to go

If I was a bird I would fly back South
      D
Or a bear I would go to sleep
                      A
Anything rather than hang around here
          E                    A
When the snow starts getting deep
          D                       A
Now you know what they say about snow flakes
           D                 A
How there ain't no two the same
       D                     A
Well, all them flakes look alike to me
        E              A
Every one is a dirty shame
    D
My ears are cold
    A
My feet are cold
   D                 A
Bermuda stays on my mind
     D                        A
And I'm here to say that if winter comes
       E                A
Then spring is a ways behind
A
I don't have no heavy hip boots
                       E
I don't have no furry hat

I don't have no long-john underwear
                        A
No layer of protective fat

I'd take a plane right to sunny Spain
           D
Oh, but I don't have the dough
          D                      A
But I'd build a bridge and I'd walk there
         E                  A
To get away from all that snow
          D                 A
Oh, I'd build a bridge and walk there
         E                  A
To get away from all that snow