Cheap Day Return

Em  D   G  Em

[Verse]
C           D
on Preston platform
       G                 Em
do the soft shoe shuffle dance
C              D
brush away the cigarette ash thats
G                A
Fallen down your pants
C                  D
and then you sadly wonder
         G                    Em
does the nurse treat your old man
            D
The way she should
C
She made you tea
      G                Em
Asked for your autograph
           D
what a laugh