I'm a teen idol ain't I cool

I'm a teen idol making loot

take a picture of my chest

little girls think I'm the best

I'm a real macho man

if anyone can do it - I sure can

I was a disco dancer and urban cowboy too

now I whip it how about you? it's fun to be fake

following trends

living other peoples lives

man the party never ends

some day I'll be a big pop star

some day I'll write a song

but now I'm just a teen idol

playing with my dong

I need a new gimmick

or I'll fade out real soon

maybe I'll turn faggot

then make all the boys swoon
if I become a movie star
and make al ot of scenes
then I can retire
and make my fashion jeans