G                                            C
Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red.
G                                          C
Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head.
F                                            
But let me tell ya I'm a real big fan,
    G
of ice fishin' for them aluminum cans.

[Chorus]

C                              F
  I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger.
        G                                          C     G
  Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.
C                                     F
  I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
G
  king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
C
  I'm just a cold beer drinker.

[Verse 2]

G                                                     C
  Monday through 5 o' clock Friday I'm a hard workin' man.
  G                                                C
  Responsible, kinda dull, head-down, stick to the plan.
F                                              
  But all my buddies know me better than that, 
  G 
  get us all together and we start throwin' 'em back.

[Chorus]

C                              F
  I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger.
        G                                          C     G
  Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.
C                                      F
  I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
G
  king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
C
  I'm just a cold beer drinker.
C
  I'm just a cold beer drinker.

[Solo]

     F                                           C
  As far as I'm concerned, it's the All-American way.
  D                                      G
  Twist the top off, just to cap off the day, hey hey, hey hey, hey hey.

[Chorus]

C                              F
  I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger.
        G                                          C     G
  Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.
C                                      F
  I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
G
  king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
C
  I'm just a cold beer drinker.
C
  I'm just a cold beer drinker.
C
  I'm just a cold beer drinker.
C
  I'm just a cold beer drinker.