E7:02010x
Em/G: 3x200x
Amaj7: x0212x OR 57665x (when doing the descending chromatic progression)
F#m7: 24222x
F#7: 24232x
Fm7: 13111x
G#m7: 46444x
G7: 35343x

note: '/' with a space between chords means to slide up


[Intro riff] (first two notes start on upbeat)
E|------------5--12--12--10--------------------------------------5--12--12--10-------------------------------|
B|5--4--3--7-----------------10--12--14--------------5--4--3--7-----------------10--12--14--------15| --------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

x2

[Intro chords]
Bm7       E7       Amaj7         F#m7

Bm7       E7      Amaj7 G#m7  G7 F#m7

Bm7       E7       Amaj7         F#m7

Bm7       Em/G     F#m7          F#7


[Verse 1]
    Bm7        E7                Amaj7     F#m7
But wait, do I really have to go outside?
         Bm7                     E7
All them people they drive me so damn crazy
      Amaj7                                F#m7 Fm7 / F#m7 (see note)(can add top F# on the top E string too)
Tryna tell me they're something they're not
   Bm7        E7                Amaj7     F#m7
Oh wait, do I really have to go outside?
        Bm7                            E7
Driving through A  traffic, man that's crazy
          Amaj7                       F#m7 Fm7 / F#m7
I'm still stuck, fingers up, on the 5


[Pre-chorus]
        Bm7                E7
Leave a message, after the beep
       Amaj7               F#m7
I'll reply as soon as I can
        Bm7                      Em/G
You can leave me a voice mail or two
       F#m7
But no guarantee that I'll get back to you
         Bm7                E7
Saw your message, after the beep
             Amaj7                 F#m7
"Dude, come out as soon as you can"
           Bm7                      Em/G
Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two
        F#m7
But the drinks are on you


[Chorus]
           Bm7             E7
Some might say I'm old and crazy
        Amaj7          F#m7
But I'm sick of friday nights
Bm7            Em/G
Dancing with a stranger
  F#m7          F#7
Under the disco lasers
Bm7             E7               Amaj7       F#m7
Pointless conversations that are filled with TE 's
Bm7              Em/G
I just called my Uber
    F#m7          F#7
I'm headed home tonight


[Interlude] (riff can also be played here)

Bm7       E7       Amaj7               F#m7
                   I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
Bm7       E7      Amaj7 G#m7  G7 F#m7

Bm7       E7       Amaj7               F#m7
                   I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
Bm7       Em/G     F#m7


[Verse 2]
   Bm7         E7                   Amaj7   F#m7
Oh wait, a new colorway that caught my eye
         Bm7           E7               Amaj7                F#m7 Fm7 / F#m7
Spending another day, another dollar on things I shouldn't buy
    Bm7        E7                   Amaj7   F#m7
But wait, do I really have to go outside?
        Bm7                          E7
I'm laid out on the couch, tired and lazy
         Amaj7                F#m7 Fm7 / F#m7
I just got done with my 9 to 5


[Pre-chorus]
        Bm7                E7
Leave a message, after the beep
       Amaj7               F#m7
I'll reply as soon as I can
        Bm7                      Em/G
You can leave me a voice mail or two
       F#m7
But no guarantee that I'll get back to you
         Bm7                E7
Saw your message, after the beep
             Amaj7                 F#m7
"Dude, come out as soon as you can"
           Bm7                      Em/G
Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two
        F#m7
But the drinks are on you


[Chorus]
           Bm7             E7
Some might say I'm old and crazy
        Amaj7          F#m7
But I'm sick of friday nights
Bm7            Em/G
Dancing with a stranger
  F#m7          F#7
Under the disco lasers
Bm7             E7               Amaj7        F#m7
Pointless conversations that are filled with TE 's
Bm7              Em/G
I just called my Uber
    F#m7          F#7
I'm headed home tonight


[Tag] (riff can also be played here)

Bm7       E7       Amaj7               F#m7
                   I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
Bm7       E7      Amaj7 G#m7  G7 F#m7

Bm7       E7       Amaj7               F#m7
                   I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
Bm7       Em/G     F#m7