Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't Go To bed
Till I'm legally wed
I can't I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it!

Hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way.
Won't Come Across
Even Rock Hudson lost
His Heart To Doris Day

I don't drink,(gasp!!!)
Or Swear (gasp!!!)
I dont rat my hair
I get ill from one cigarette
(Cough Cough Cough)

Keep your filthy paws
off my silky drawers
Would you pull that crap
with Annette?
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm Just Like Sandra Dee

(giggles in backround)

Elvis, Elvis, Let Me Be!
Keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool
now your starting to drool!
Hey..Fungoo
I'm Sandra Dee

(Fungoo means fuck you just to let you know)