Oh, you say your Caddy ain't been driven right
Oh, you say you don't want that thing idling all night
Oh, let me work on it babyâ??I'll fix it up for you
I'll have your motor, purring like a kittenâ??girl when I get through

Don't you panic, don't you know I'm a master mechanic
Oh, darling don't you panic baby, 'cause oh, I'm a master mechanic

Oh you say your generator ain't a working too fine
You tell me you need your front end aligned
Yeah, you don't have to worryâ??I'll take care of that, ha
I'll start your radiator pump steaming, I'll adjust your thermostat

Darling don't you panic, you know I'm a master mechanic
Oh darling don't panic, you know I'm a...I'm a master mechanic darlin'

(You know what I'm talking about)

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You say you ain't had a good tune-up in a long, long while
I give you good service with a smile
I'll stop all your problems, if you let me under your hood
I'll change your oil, I'll fix it up
Oh, I'll lubricate it good, ah

Don't you panic, oh, I'm a master mechanic
No don't you panic, 'cause you know I'm a master mechanic

I'm a master mechanic

Yes, and if you let me under your hood, baby
I'm gonna show you what I can do

Yeah...

Yeah, I'm gonna fix your generator
Yeah, I'm gonna tune up that engine for you too

Put some acid in your battery
Put some air in your spare
Oh I'm gonna get sassy with your chassis
You know what I'm talking about, honey...