[Primeira Parte]

Am              F              C                 C  C/B
 Heya Tom, it's Bob.. from the office down the hall
Am               F                 G       Gsus4
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
  Fdim                      Am                Am/7      D7
 Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now                        
                           G
I really wish you'd let us in
  F                  C               E7          Am   Am9
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
 F                  C           E7             Am     Am9
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
  F                 Fm
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die.. screaming

[Refrão]

C       G             F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
            C                   G                        F/E F x4
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
C        G             F             G
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Am            Em                    F/E F x4
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
     F   F/E        Dm
If you open up the doors
F          F/E    F        G           C
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

[Segunda Parte]

Am                  F                   C                C   C/B
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Am                           F            G       Gsus4
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Fdim                            Am              Am7            D7
 Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                   G
And then you'll have to make the call
   F                  C              E7          Am      Am9
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
  F                C                 E7              Am    Am9
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
  F                             Fm
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly

[Refrão 2]

C      G              F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
            C                   G                        F/E F x4
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
C        G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Am            Em              F           F/E F x4
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
     F   F/E       Dm
If you open up the doors
F          F/E     F             G         Ab
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

[Ponte]

Ab           Eb                    Gdim      Db
I'd like to help you Tom, in any   way   I  can
              Dbm                           Ab
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          Eb              Gdim             Fm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          C
I guess I am

[Solo] C G F G
       C G F

[Terceira Parte]

Am                  F                C                 C     G/B
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Am                     F                 G       Gsus4     
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Fdim                                Am               Am/7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the 
D7
doors
                               G
I guess we'll table this for now
   F                  C                E7        Am  Am9
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
F                   C                  E7          Am Am9
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
     F                         Fm
And we'll put this thing to bed, when I bash your head.. open

[Refrão]

C      G              F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
            C                   G                        F F/E x4
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
C       G             F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Am            Em                   F F/E x4
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
        F   F/E     Dm
If you open up the doors
F          F/E    F             G          C
We'll all come inside and eat your brains