Let me tell you 'bout the land where I’ve never ever been
They say the new-new Mexico is like the new Berlin
I wanna swim in taquito, and tequila is my drink
But too many mosquito and, uhm, let me think

I wanna go to the Carnival and shake with my ass
I want to dance with latina because they do it best
I do a shoutout to favela and a shout out to the homeland
Siesta, fiesta, but they have no stress

Mi casa es tu casa, I just want the empanada
City centre nice, but some people, they have nada
While you want the Prada, I just want the enchilada

I love sniffing culture, so I go to Nicaragua
Got the grande cojones and I'm smoking a cigar
I'm about to leave the club in la policía car

Te quiero, te amo
I am a grande gringo
De cinco de Mayo
This is the Latin lingo
Sí, sí

Arriba, arriba
Va-va-vamos, prego
Mi amigo
Va-va-vamos (va-va-vamos)
I am a grande gringo
This is the Latin lingo
I love Latin America