I want to be so drunk right now
I wish I was drunk
Rah!
I'm going crazy, I'm losing it
Where's the bottle?

I went to the doctor, she say to me
My brain not good, need surgery
But I don't want, I don't need
Cause brain is good, my brain is free
I don't believe the media
But I read Wikipedia
The people, they want more and more
So we give you the dutch hardcore

Dutch hardcore
Dutch hardcore
Dutch hardcore
Wow, once upon a time, in the Netherlands

Let me tell you about my country
It's very funny country
It's always raining, sunny
But I wish it was raining money
Give me one, give me two
Give me one, two, three Euro
Yeah, the money come and go
Ti-ti ti-ti-ti money flow

But I don't wanna drink man
I was in a Chinese hospital
But I don't remember shit, fuck

Me I wanna fuck out
I'm very, very drunk
Yes
Me I wanna fuck out
I'm very, very, very, very drunk
I've never been so drunk, man

But I want to touch the bottle
And the bottle want to touch me
So I will touch the bottle
I am so very Dutchy
I'm very Dutch
Real Dutch
Play Mariachi

This is the magic of the music
And if they ask me why I do this
I say the magic and the music
Because I like it very goodest
Good music, good vibes, I hope I don't die tonight
No bullshit, good wife, me no want no suicide

So I was inside this Chinese hospital
In the middle of Shanghai
It was crazy