House Warning Party

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[Intro]
A F#5 B5 D5

[Verse]
A
There are five delightful flavors in a Lifesavers roll, yeah my grandma used to

say I've got a sentimental skull.
D5                                                    Dm
But my grandma was a waitress, my mom was a waitress, and I am a waitress too.

A
Yeah, your dad, he was a cop and punched you right in the head. You said "Fuck

you, Dad! I hate you!" and that's just what you meant.
D5                                                  Dm
But your dad was a cop, I bet his dad was a cop, yeah but you're no cop you see.

[Chorus]
A              F#5    B5            D5
No, to me you are the great wall of China.
       A       F#5     B5            D5
Yeah to me, you are the golden gates of hell.
       A       F#5          B5            D5
Yeah to me, you are college camping trips and hockey.
       A       F#5     B5            D5
Yeah to me, you are the lies that you sell.

[Outro]
A                          F#5        B5                         E
No, it's true that I still love you, for how long I never could tell.
A                                     F#5                    B5
But our lives are the same, both in shape and in length. For when you die,
D5             A
I will die as well.