G   Em   Am   D


[Verse 1]
G            Em
I don't even comb my hair
       Am
when I... wake up in the morning,
     D                G
I've always been like that,
               Em
My clothes are on the floor
      Am                     D
and I... just don't have the time
            G
to put them back


[Pre-Chorus]
Em          Am
La-di-da-da-da,
D           G
La-di-da-da-da


[Chorus]
G                         Em
   Is this what you truly want
      Em
for a girlfriend?
   Am                    D
Or am I just someone you find
                       G
pretty cute for a good time?
         Em
Don't go breaking my heart,
  Am                      D
I think very deeply and I hold
                     G
very dearly from the start,
   Em               Am       D
So why do you still love me?
G     Em               Am       D
   So why do you still love me?


[Verse 2]
G              Em
I'm so useless in the kitchen
       Am
and my... cuisine is lousy,
   D                 G
It makes you want to curl,
            Em
My toes are awfully huge,
      Am                 D
And I... am not just the stuff
             G
that makes a girl


[Bridge]
Em             D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
Em                 D
Pardon me, but I'm quizzical,
Em             D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
Am     C      G
Hoo... ooh... ooh


[Instrumental]
G   Em   Am   D


[Verse 3]
G            Em
I don't even call you baby
              Am
'cause that's... what I call my dog,
   D
It would have sounded funny
       G
and so strange,
        Em                          Am
Don't expect me to be crawling over you,
              D               G
For maybe I'm just a poor unromantic,
Em               Am       D
Why do you still love me?


[Outro 1]
G     Em               Am       D
   So why do you still love me?
G     Em               Am       D
   So why do you still love me?
G     Em               Am       D
   So why do you still love me?
G     Em               Am       D
   So why do you still love me?


[Outro 2]
G              D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
G                  D
Pardon me, but I'm quizzical,
G              D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
G                  D
Pardon me, but I'm quizzical,
G              D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
G                  D
Pardon me, but I'm quizzical,
G              D
Pardon me, I'm quizzical,
G              D         G
Pardon me, I'm quizzical