Don´t jump in a car, you´re fool they say
as a drunken bastard i´m on my way
my volvo, so fast, orange today
cops behind me, i´m driving insane

back in home and i´m a mastermind
i left them behind, no,no they can´t find
i open the bottle, and lay down in sofa
when the morning comes, i hope all is over

hell no, sun is rising
hell no, i´m re-incarnating

hell no, in TV mc gyver
hell no, my liver leftover