No Cure For Crazy

Bb      C
I was born a pistol

With a bullet in the barrel and another fistful
Bb                     C                   Bb
Step on up and you'll know right where I stand

Bb            C
Church girls used to whisper

"Lord, it's like the devil kissed her"
     Bb             C             D
But Jesus loves me just the way I am ...

          G
And there ain't no cure for crazy
C
I ain't sorry baby
G
Wheels fell off of my trailer
D
Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor
       G
I'm an all night, longneck train wreck
C
Two queens short of a full deck
G
Good luck trying to save me
      D
There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy, baby

[Instrumental]
Bb C x2

   Bb        C
Now I ain't prim and proper

No country clubbin' champagne popper
Bb              C              D
Droppin' names, sippin Sonoma wine

        Bb       C
I'll be barefoot on the bar

White lightning buzz from a mason jar
Bb                 C                 D
Chasing my whiskey with a damn good time ...

          G
Well there ain't no cure for crazy
C
I ain't sorry baby
G
Wheels fell off of my trailer
D
Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor
       G
I'm an all night, longneck train wreck
C
Two queens short of a full deck
G
Good luck trying to save me
      D                                 C     C     G
There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy ...

[Instrumental]
C     C    D

             G
Now you can call the doctor to get me a pill
   C
To me honey, that's just another thrill
        G
I could try the act like you think I should
       D                  C
But it ain't gonna do no good ...

          G
Cos there ain't no cure for crazy
C
I ain't sorry baby
G
Wheels fell off of my trailer
D
Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor

       G
I'm an all night, longneck train wreck
C
Two queens short of a full deck
G
Good luck trying to save me
      D                                  C     C
There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy ...