They keep telling us staying out all night long is just plain bad for your health
Drinkin beer all the time cheap wine and whiskey is the same thing as killing yourself
Eating everything fried red dye number nine and cooking in the microwave
They say phosphates and sulphates flouride in the toothpaste will send you to an early grave

But we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet
Ol ticker's still a tickin ya we're still alive and kickin
No we aint dead yet

Pumping smoke in our lungs to the effects of the sun eating hamburgers cooked on the grill
Biscuits and gravy is a heart attack waiting might as well just make out your will
They got doctors and lawyers and studies and figures they say we're all good as gone
Tell all the rule makers and all the rule breakers why dont you just leave us alone

But we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet
Ol ticker's still a tickin ya we're still alive and kickin
No we aint dead yet

As long as im able to cheat the old devil gonna keep on raising hell
Tell me how to take em talk about it later save that firebox for someone else

But we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet
Ol ticker's still a tickin ya we're still alive and kickin
No we aint dead yet

But we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet
Ol ticker's still a tickin ya we're still alive and kickin
No we aint dead yet