[Originally by Joe Jackson]

Pretty girls out walking down my street
(With gorillas down my street)
From my window I stare at their curves
But I'm not sold
(I'm not sold)
Look over there! (Where?)
There's a lady that I used to know (wolf whistle)
Married now, engaged or something
So I'm told

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
If my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going on around here

Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I put my hat on backwards, kid myself I look real cool
(I look real cool)
Look over there! (Where?)
There goes Paris with her new boyfriend (giggle)
They say that looks don't count for much
And so there goes your proof
(Is she really going?)

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
If my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going on
Around here

Something going wrong around there
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here

Is she?
Is he?
Going out around?

If looks could kill
There's a man there who's marked down as dead
'Cuz I've had my fill
So listen you
Take your hands from her hand
I get so mean around this scene now

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
If my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going on around here

There's something going on around there
There's something going on around there
There's something going on around there
There's something going on around here