We're sitting here in this cell
you know it's like living hell
was what you did a real crime ?
the judge says you have to serve time

it's the law you're in jail
it's the law that sets your boil
it's the law to try & fight
it's the law it's only a few more nights

The deputy had a bad night
he couldn't get it up for his wife
so he's gonna be pissed in the job
and he's gonna bum out your life.