[Verse 1:]
Me just drink a magnum
Eat some icecas outta gilly
Decide me a go chek a phillie
Cah me and har don plan
Seh we a go down a Negrilly
She wah fi meet me netha brotha Willy
Me mek reservations with me credit card from mi billy
Fu Two days we seh we a go chilly
Mi neva book no room a town
Cah mi nuh wah nobody see me
Away mi neva wah nobody gimme
Worse di car weh mi da day drive da fi me girl, da neva fi me
Me neva wah dem see nobody in it
Me reach a Negril now and a buck in with Kimmy
People just tell me weh mi see

[Chorus:]
Me a check in and mi girl a check out with a man
And dem a walk out hand in hand
Me a check in and mi girl a check out with a man
Da how she seh she gaan Cayeman

Me a check in and mi girl a check out with a man
And dem a walk out hand in hand
Me a check in and mi girl a check out with a man
Now she still deh pan di island

[Verse 2:]
Me get bust but she get bust worsa than me
Becah she don do fi har ting already
She a hide, me a try fi hide too like she
Cah me a mek sure mi nuh waste me money
Me drive too far come cross di country
Fi mi waste time now fi argue with she
Tell di teller at di desk hurry up with di key
Cah we a tun dis hotel inna bun bakery
Still cya believe weh me see

[Chorus:]
Me a check in and mi girl a check out with a man
And dem a walk out hand in hand
Me a check in and mi girl a check out with a man
How she seh she gaan Cayeman

Me a check in and mi girl a check out with a man
And dem a walk out hand in hand
Me a check in and mi girl a check out with a man
Now she still deh pan di island