Am F C G
Am F C G

[Verse]
Am          F          C      G
I can rob a bank in an ol' Mustang
Am                F            C         G
I could fight the cops with my bare two hands
Am        F           C         G
End up in jail eatin' microwave hell
    Am           F            C     G
But I'm a little smarter than that

Am           F             C         G
I could even wait 'til the night got late
Am              F            C      G
Maybe with some fog and rain too
Am            F                C              G
Steal all the riches from them greedy sons of bitches
    Am         F            C
And send in my story to the news


[Chorus]
                F            Am   G
Then you'd have somethin' to talk about
     F             Am  G
Tell 'em I'm Jesse James
           F
Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it
          Am       G
Nah there ain't no doubt
     F               Am   G       F
That I will give you somethin' to talk about


[Verse]
Am        F       C            G      
Take to a bar and drink like a sailor 
    Am          F       C      G
And take home a married woman
Am       F                        C         G  
Tell her that I love her when her man walks in 
    Am            F           C     G
and puts a hollow point in my head
      Am        F       C           G
Later on at the funeral everyone is cryin'
        Am              F              C            G
I could bust out of the casket that my momma picked out
Am        F          C          G
Dance all around the jolly good fellow
     Am         F     C
Well then you'd have, then you'd have


[Chorus]
F            Am   G
Somethin' to talk about
    F                Am  G
Tell 'em I've gone insane
           F
Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it
          Am       G
Nah there ain't no doubt
     F               Am    G      F      C
That I will give you somethin' to talk about
F
Talk about
C
Mmmmh Get to talkin'


[Solo]


[Chorus]
G
Then you'd have
Am                G
Somethin' to talk about
                         E
Tell 'em I'm strung on cocaine
           F
Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it
          Am       G
Nah there ain't no doubt
     F               Am   G
That I will give you somethin' to
F            Am     G
Somethin' to talk about
F                      Am    G
Tell 'em I'm high as a plane
           F
Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it
          Am       G
Nah there ain't no doubt
     F
That I will give you
Am  G        F
Somethin' to talk about


[Outro]
    Am F C G Am F C G
Yeah,        yeah
Am  F      C   G        Am  F  C G Am
Somethin', somethin' to talk about