G C G C


[Verse 1]
G                                 C              G
Well, I got home this morning and everything was gone
G                                  C                  G
The only thing she left me were the clothes that I got on
   G                                      C                          G
And yeah, we used to fuss and fight but I never thought it'd come to this
G                                        C                  G
So I did what any broke guy would do and jumped on Craigslist


[Chorus]
                C
I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
C                                 C
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
               G
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
        G
I don't need the whole table, just a TV tray
         C                                C
And if ya got one laying around, I'll take anything that makes a sound
          G                            G
Cause she took all the records and the player too
      G                       G
If it works, that'll work... it ain't gotta be new
    D                                    C
And since she's gone, I don't need one on each side of the bed
                 G              C
Naw, I just need one night stand
                 G              C
Naw, I just need one night stand


[Verse 2]
G                                  C               G
Well, I got a call from a guy said he just saw my ad
G                                          C             G
Said he threw his Lay-Z-Boy in the alley so I made a mad dash
G                                    C                  G
And on my way to pick it up, I got a random text from a lady
G                                                   C                        G
She said I just saw your post. My husband's s'posed to leave the house around 8ish
G                     C
I thought aww naw this ain't good
G
That poor ok gal musta misunderstood


[Chorus]
             C
I just need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
C                                 C
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
                  G
Yeah, I need some soap, shampoo and some cutlery
                    G
And man, the whole damn house could use some potpourri
     C
And if there's anything cool in your basement
    C
Chances are, man, I got space for it
          G
And if ya got a Big Mouth Billy Bass I can talk to
    G                            D
Man, you oughtta let me help you out
                       D
I can take it off your hands
                G              C
And I just need one night stand
                G              C
Yeah, I just need one night stand


[Bridge]
       Em
Man, I just need all this stuff
          D                     C
Cause I'm about to start my life without her
       Em                                   D                       C
I just wish that I'd quit getting all these pop-ups from the Casual Encounters


[Chorus]
                C
I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
C                                 C
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
               G
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
        G
I don't need the whole table, just a TV tray
         C                                C
And if ya got one laying around, I'll take anything that makes a sound
         G                             G
Cause she took all the records and the player too
       G                     G
If it works, that'll work... it ain't gotta be new
    D                                    C
And since she's gone, I don't need one on each side of the bed
                 G              C
Naw, I just need one night stand
                 G              C
Yeah, I just need one night stand
            G                        C
Somewhere I can put this yellow lava lamp
                  G             C
Yeah, I just need one night stand