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[Verse]
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Crackers spoil in the California sun
Fm
Autumn leaves, but she never said where she was going
Ab
In your heart, your mind grown dumb
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You feign surprise to learn that that's where babies come from


[Chorus]
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Remove your grace and ease
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Try to avoid even the casual relationship to cheese
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Girl I'm on my knees
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There's a righteous piece of cheese


[Break]
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[Verse]
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This twenty minutes doesn't seem that long
Fm
Still there's a tendency to always get the words wrong
Ab
And here we sit out this tropical storm
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Burning pages from your notebook just to keep your hands warm


[Chorus]
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In or out of bed
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This sergeant shaved my head
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Your outrageous guess
Gb
Cover them with roses and affliction
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Be the one that hardly speaks of fiction any more
              Gb
To leave when you're on top
         Gb
And your team gets robbed
Gb
Overcasted funny faces
                          Db
Hardly reminiscent of the truth


[Break]
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[Verse]
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In the barracks by the army cot
Fm
There's a feller who just cut his face shaving
Ab
And as he bleeds un his pillow in the dark
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Waiting for the morning when he gets to go online to you


[Outro]
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