- - - - Soaky in the pooper--------------------------------------------------------------

Tabbed by Ollycowan
Standard tuning
cowano at *

From the album - 'I hope you're sitting down' and also 'The Decline of Country and
Civilization' (Retrospective Collection).

Recommend you buy at least one of these if you haven't already!


This song is basically made up of one long and repeating sequence of rolls, that should
played fingerstyle with thumb and fingers 1, 2 and 3.

It has a long instrumental intro before the lyrics kick in.

INTRO

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VERSE 1

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        Soaky in the pooper

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        Standing in a stupor by the tank                   Ohhhhhhh

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       Better call the super

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       As I grip the towel rack for strength               Ohhhhhh

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     Studied all these cracks before,stuff the towel beneath the door

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   Crawling up all upon the floor, and wait for it to pass

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VERSE 2

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      Hear the faucet dripping

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      As his brain is slipping into mush                   Ohhhhhh

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      Man I think he's trippin'

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       Better pull his head out of the bowl                Mmmmmhh

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     And as the ceiling starts to bleed,he carefully begins to read

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     The label on the toilet seat, it's like a warning of some kind

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INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

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VERSE 3

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      And as his face turns bluish

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      And his eyes roll back into his head                 Ohhhhhh

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      The funeral was Jewish

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      All the mourners travelled in one car               Mmmmmhh

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      They remembered he had said, you're never lonely when you're dead

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     And as the final rites were read, the angels start to sing

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OUTRO

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      Soaky in the pooper

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     Soaky in the pooper

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     Sooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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     Sooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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