A7
Walking round a farm tryna see a cow
      D7            A7
I got methane on my mind
D7
Splat goes the shoe oh what is it now
             A7
Well there’s #### stupped on my shoe
        E7 D7      A7
There’s #### on my shoe
A7
Walking round the farm tryna see a cow
      D7                 A7
I got #### stupped on my shoe
D7
Look - now it’s gone! Oh! where did it go?
          A7
Well that ####’s stupped on the grass
        E7 D7       A7
There’s #### on the grass

[Chorus]
    A7                  D7      A7
The #### he eats is the eats we ####
        D7               A7
And the #### he ####s we breathe
       E7 D7          A7        E7
We got methane in the air
    A7                  D7      A7
The #### he eats is the eats we ####
       E7 D7          A7        E7
We got methane in our lungs

[Verse 2]
A7
Walking round the farm in my ####ty shoes
        D7                A7
I ain’t seen no gorram cow
D7
Turns out he’s behind me all along
       A7
Eating #### where I put my feet down
            E7 D7              A7
He’s eating #### right off the ground
   A7                A7       A7
He stops a while and cracks a smile
D7                     A7
Pausing to let one tear
    D7
You bet it’s that cow who’s laughing now
          A7
He took a #### straight into the air
          E7 D7           A7
He took a #### in the air

[Chorus]
    A7                  D7      A7
The #### he eats is the eats we ####
        D7               A7
And the #### he ####s we breathe
       E7 D7          A7        E7
We got methane in the air
    A7                  D7      A7
The #### he eats is the eats we ####
       E7 D7          A7        E7
We got methane in our lungs