Timmy's got a girlfriend
But she's only 15
Timmy's young girlfriend
Is the hottest chick he's ever seen

He doesn't know her last name
But he doesn't really care
This is who he loves
And he doesn't want to share

Some will call this wrong
But some will call it love
And all those who oppose
Don't know about true love

Well Jack is now a junior
And she's still in 8th grade
And all that Kelly cares about
Is that he's gettin' laid

Some will call this wrong
But some will call this love
And all those who oppose
Don't know about true love

Some will call this wrong
But some will call this love
And all those who oppose
Don't know about true love

When she said she was 21
This was sure to fail
Now Timmy has a social life
Talking while in jail