well, I thought I'd write a little song
so I wrote a little song
then I tried to write some lyrics
but I didn't last too long
so I figured, why not sing about me
trying to write a song and stuff
and I decided to keep on singing
until I had enough, but then I realized

this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential
catchy freakin' hook
so I made the chorus
all about how
this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential hook
and guitar solo

(bad guitar solo)

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this...... ok.

(awesome MIDI guitar solo)

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh...
Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri-- yeah, bridge. OK?
OK? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.

baby, baby, tell me why
why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
you cannot walk on it
it doesn't have a guard rail
it doesn't even hold many cows.....

this song is sort of caving in on itself
and so it's going to end right now

right now

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... jinx!"