If I was half as wise
I would have you fooled
If I was twice your size
I'd probably say what I've always meant to
If there was a word that could describe you
I would make it work
That I was on top of you

Look down while you look down
Until there's no one left to look down at

Here's to you, Bernard
Here's to you, Bernard
Because I mind and I certainly matter
Unlike you, I have time
To think ways up to take you down
Because I mind and I certainly matter
Unlike you, I have time
To think ways up to take you down
Here's to you, Bernard