C        G                   B
From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed
F       G
to this place

C        G                     B      F
To study the behavior patterns of the human
 G
 race

And I find them highly illogical

C F C F

C          F   C         F
Girl meets boy they fall in love
C             F           C            F
She says he's everything she's dreamed of
C                         G
But when they get married before he's aware
B                      F
She changes his habits the way he combs his hair
G                          C
She changes him to someone he's never been
B                       F              G
And then complains he's not like other men
C         F            C            F
Now really I find this most illogical
C        F       C       F
Take the case of your automobiles
C        F           C
Greatest invention since man discovered
F
wheels
C                     G
Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor
B                  F
Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors
G                           C
Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace
B                        F       G
But you never can find a parking space
C  F  C  F
Highly illogical
C        F       C      F
Take the case of modern man
C                F            C          F
He works all his life gives it all he can
C                   G
Saves all his money works overtime
B                   F
Pinches every penny banks every dime
G                          C
All he can think about is money but you know
B
That he can't take it with him where he's
 F        G
 going to go
C      F        C        F
Now I find that fascinatingly illogical
C               G               B
Now is the time to journey home to tell of
F          G
 what I've learned
C         G         B                 F
My people I believe have every right to be
  G
 concerned
C               F            C
For in spite of computers and advanced
  F
 psychology
B                             F
Behavior patterns are still a mystery
C                       G
I predict the future of this earthly human race
B                                    F
Is that having made a mess of Earth They'll
           G
 move to outer space
C       F       C         F
Well there goes the neighborhood
C     F   C    F     C     F     C    F
Totally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably,
C   F    C     F    G
 highly illogical