A
tanned
She says it's bad to get 
A
burned
She says it's great gettin' 
D
high
She says it's lame to get 
A
fried

She says there's way too many 
A
drugs
Too many chumpy junkie 
A
thugs

       E                  D                         A
And it ain't no fun fallin' five flights of stairs to a real fierce fisting
       E                      D                        A
And it ain't that sweet workin' six nights a week and your swimsuit gets ripped
and it's dripping wet with frosting

       E              D
It's colossal, it's much bigger than us
         A
It's the shit they stick in liquor makes us
                                   E
Lick the chicks that we don't even love
       
And it ain't that great and it 
D                    A
Ain't that great.......