chords used:
   D     A*    G     A     F#  A#dim   D*      D#    G#  Gm/A#
E|-2-----0----(3)---(5)----2-----0----(2)----|-------------------|
B|-3-----2-----3-----5-----2-----2-----3-----|-------------------|
G|-2-----2-----4-----6-----3-----3-----2-----|-8-----5-----3-----|
D|-------------5-----7-----------------0-----|-8-----6-----5-----|
A|-------------------------------------------|-6-----6-----5-----|
E|-------------------------------------------|-------4-----6-----|

repeating riff:

E|-----------------7-------------------------------|
B|-3---4-5---6-7-----7---6-5-----5---6-7---6-5-----|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|

[Intro]
   D           A*          G            A            D           F#          G
E|-------2-----------0-----------------------------|-------2-----------2-----------------------------|
B|-----3-----------2-------------3-----------5-----|-----3-----------2-------------3-----------------|
G|-2---------2-2---------------4-------------------|-2---------2-3---------------4-----4-------------|
D|-------------------------5---------5-7---7-------|-------------------------5-----------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|

   D           F#          G           A             D                             A
E|-------2-----------2-----------------------------|-------2----------(2)----------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----|
B|-----3-----------2-------------3-----------5-----|-----3-------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----|
G|-2---------2-3---------------4-----------6-------|-2---------2(2)-(2)------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----|
D|-------------------------5---------5-7-----------|-------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----|
A|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|

[Verse 1]
D           F#               G             A                  D   F#        G
    Sympathy's a funny thing,  sometimes I just ain't got the   time for it
D                   F#                G                    A         D      F#         G
    And I don't like  your face, your brain, your words or even your   hind - quarters
D            F#                    G             A
    But sometimes when you're away   you are all   that's on my mind
D              F#         G
    I wanna share a smile   and engage your observations
D              A#dim    F#       G                  G     A
    I don't like   when you're unhappy, I don't like when you cry
D                              A
    I just want you to have a bad day

[Chorus]
G A               D
    I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh
G A            D
    I want it bad for you today, whoa oh
G A            F#             D
    I said a curse for you today, whoa oh
    G             A    D*
    Everything'll be okay

[Post-chorus]

replay the intro, which is these chords:
D     A*    G     A
D     F#    G
D     F#    G     A
D              A

[Verse 2]
D            F#             G         A D               F#         G
    You put pollen in my bloodstream,     your arms are cemetery gates
D                F#               G    A     D                F#                      G
    I don't like   when you're unhappy   but I don't like it either when you're great
D             F#                   G          A D            F#             G
    When I'm hurling expletives at red lights,    I'm always talking to you
D               A#dim  F#        G         G   A            D                     A
    And every time  I  light my cigarettes   I hope that your heart's burning too

[Chorus]
G A               D
    I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh
G A            D
    I want it bad for you today, whoa oh
G A            F#             D
    I said a curse for you today, whoa oh
    G             A    D*
    Everything'll be okay
G A               D
    I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh
G A            D
    I want it bad for you today, whoa oh
G A            F#             D
    I said a curse for you today, whoa oh
    G             A    D*
    Everything'll be okay

[Transition]
                   D*
E|10-7-5----------(2)--------------|
B|-------8-7---5---3---------------|
G|-----------------2---------------|
D|-----------------0---------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|

[Outro] it's kinda similar to the regular chorus, except transposed one half-step up

D#              G#             Gm/A#            D#         G#    Gm/A#
    I want it worse for you today,   I want it bad for you,  oh oh
D#              G#             Gm/A#            D#         G#    Gm/A#
    I want it worse for you today,   I want it bad for you,  oh oh
D#              G#             Gm/A#            D#         G#    Gm/A#
    I want it worse for you today,   I want it bad for you,  oh oh
D#              G#             Gm/A#            D#         G#    Gm/A#
    I want it worse for you today,   I want it bad for you,  oh oh
D#              G#             Gm/A#            D#         G#    Gm/A#
    I want it worse for you today,   I want it bad for you,  oh oh
D#              G#             Gm/A#            D#         G#    Gm/A#
    I want it worse for you today,   I want it bad for you,  oh oh
D#              G#             Gm/A#            D#         G#    Gm/A#
    I want it worse for you today,   I want it bad for you,  oh oh
D#              G#             Gm/A#            D#         G#    Gm/A#
    I want it worse for you today,   I want it bad for you,  oh oh

D#    D#    G#    Gm/A#
D#    D#    G#    Gm/A#