Moved into my apartment at the u-n-iversity.
The only one who lives here is me. so why's the phone ring all day
Long.i got no friends expect mike and he's gone for the summer.
And i just want some peace and quiet, come to my room and
It's a telephone riot. ring-a-ling-a-ling,
Every time i take a step, can't eat, can't sleep, can't breath, can't get.
Any of my work done, cuz people keep callin' with the same damn question.
(hello, is shaniqua there?)
Nah, shaniqua moved out last year.
I think you have the wrong number, this is little t.
(you mean shaniqua's brother?)
Man, can't you just leave me alone,
This ain't shaniqua's house this ain't her phone.
And don't call back again, cuz if ya
Do ya know the answer man.

[chorus:]

Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x]
(is shaniqua there?) hell no

Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x]
(is shaniqua there?) hell no

I wonder who shaniqua is. what she does and where she lives.
If she a pothead with too many zits. a movie star with
Inflatable tits. does she take the train, or drive in a car.
Work in the office, or down at the bar. how the hell should i
Know she could be albino for all i care.
(hello, is shaniqua there?)
Yea she is, but she can't talk now.
She's busy milking are purple cow. and talking to the easter bunny.
(man you think your funny)
Shut up, beavis! i told you six times befo'. shaniqua don't live here no mo'

[chorus]

Check my machine on friday, there
Were 22 messages. man i can't win at this. one said:
(this is for the kid livin' with shaniqua, you want that trick you can keep her)
Will this ever seise, so i can get some sleep.
Shaniqua moved out leave ya message at the beep. (beep)
(yo)
(shaniqua)
(i love you)
(call me)
(kiss kiss)

[chorus until the end]