I was standing by myself
You asked if I could help
Making drinks for everybody else
Asked who I came with, but I knew what that meant
Knew what you wanted me to do
Next thing that I knew you took me to your room
Started playing Blink 182
Ordered takeout, started to make out
I thought I liked you

And I wanted to get to know ya
But I didn't want to disappoint ya
I was hoping this could be something

'Cause I'm always left here with nothing but these sweaters
I'll keep them forever
It makes me feel better, better, better
When we move on
And I can't find a connection, so I've got a collection
It makes me feel better, better, better
My sweater, sweater, sweater, sweater collection

I was sitting in the dark
You saw me from afar, ordered me a shot across the bar
Came and sat beside me, smiled all politely
Knew what I wanted you to do
Then we caught a ride back
Took me to your place
Counted all the freckles on your face
Turned the lights out, started to make-out
I thought I liked you

And I wanted to get to know ya
But I didn't want to disappoint ya
I was hoping this could be something

'Cause I'm always left here with nothing but these sweaters
I'll keep them forever
It makes me feel better better better
When we move on
And I can't find a connection, so I've got a collection
It makes me feel better, better, better
My sweater, sweater, sweater, sweater collection

Colder the weather, that's when I remember
That nothing lasts forever
And I wanted to get to know ya
But I didn't want to disappoint ya
I was hoping this could be something, something

I'll hold on to your sweaters
I'll keep them forever
They make me feel better, oh, when we move on
And I can't find a connection, so I've got a collection
It makes me feel better, better, better
My sweater, sweater, sweater, sweater collection

I'll keep them forever
It makes me feel better, better, better
When we move on
And I can't find a connection, so I've got a collection
It makes me feel better, better, better
My sweater, sweater, sweater, sweater collection