A                C         
And it's me, the man with no personality
E                                
Burning down your Christmas tree
A             C
Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall
E
Mistletoe is going to fall
A             C
Taking shots at the caroling crowd
E
Stupid songs sung way too loud
A                    C                 E
And they're getting dumber all the time
F                                          E
I really don't see why I should spare your friends
F                                           E
Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again
Dm
You say shopping spree
C                  G
I say killing spree
A                  C
And I can think of Christmas past
E
Like the Christmas before last
A
Cousins
C
Uncles
E
Aunts
A                    C
And I could act like I don't care
E
That all I get is underwear
A                                C                     E
I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log
F                                     E
Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow
F                                       E
Something to burn away the freezing snow
Dm
If you just let me
C                    G                   A C E
And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down
                                   A C E
I think Christmas really sucks (x2)
F                                                 E
I really don't see why I should spare your friends
F                                                      E
'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again
Dm
You'll be sorry
C                     G                   A
That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus