Ugh, Mr. Logan Paul
Ye
What qualifies you for this job exactly?
Hahaha
Do you really wanna know?
Yeah, tha- that's why you're here
Isn't it?
Okay
Here's what I can do

I can ride your girl with no handlebars (ya)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (scre)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (ayy)
No handlebars
No handlebars

She in fifth gear, I'm a 10 speed
Not my fault she text me
Swayed seat, my rims deep, my Schwinn beat, that Bentley
She ride the pegs, still in her heels
She fall in love, head over wheels
New chain, I don't mean necklace
I ride no hands, I'm reckless

Cyclin' on your chick
La da da da
Ay, I've been cyclin' on your chick
La da da da
She be grippin' on my... grips
La da da da
I've been cyclin' on your chick, yeah

I can ride your girl with no (ha) handlebars (beep beep)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (ya, ya)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (ayy)
No handlebars (no handlebars)
No handlebars (no handlebars)

Your tires are flat, your chain is loosey
When it comes to bikes, I'm Gucci
When it comes to likes, I'm boujee
When she come it wet, Jacuzzi
When we done she can't stand
Tell her pop that kickstand
Bring a friend go tandem
No helmet, no con
Damn that's not safe
My bike make that ass look fat (she thicc)
I like how your girl got class (ayy)
Knows long division, makes good decisions
She's super driven and fuel efficient (impressive)
Got that Tesla ass (Ooh)
Airbags, 'cause I'm 'bout to smash (woah)
She comin' in on my moustache
No handlebars, hit it from the back

Cyclin' on your chick (ay)
La da da da
Ay, I've been cyclin' on your chick
La da da da
She be grippin' on my grips
La da da da (wait, what?)
I've been cyclin' on your chick, yeah

I can ride your girl with no handlebars (I can ride your girl)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars (no handlebars)
I can ride your girl with no handlebars
No handlebars (no handlebars)
No handlebars (no handlebars)

La da da da da la la la
Haha
La da da da da la la la
I put 'em down
La da da da da la la la (scra, scra)
La da da da da la la la
Merch link in description, haha
So am I hired or what?