[Intro] D  E  D  E

[Primeira Parte]

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  You know I'm impatient
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So why would you

Leave me waiting outside the station?

When it was like minus four degrees and I

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  I get what you're saying
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I just   really

Don't want to hear it right now

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Can you shut up for like once in your life?

Listen to me
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I took your nice words of advice about

How you think I'm gonna die

Lucky if I turned thirty three

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Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney

I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney
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Every other week

But cut me some slack
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Who do you want me to be?

[Refrão]

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  'Cause I'm too messy
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And then I'm too fucking clean

You told me, "Get a job"
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And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
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'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
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Is that not allowed?


And I'm too clever
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And then I'm too fucking dumb

You hate it when I cry
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Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
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'Til I show you that I'm not

A thousand people I could be for you
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And you hate the fucking lot

[Post-Refrão]

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You hate the fucking lot
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You hate the fucking lot
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Hey, hey

[Segunda Parte]

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  It's taking you ages
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You still don't get the   hint

I'm not asking for pages

But one text or two would be nice

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And   please, don't pull those faces
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When I've been

Out working my arse off all day

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It's just one bottle of wine or two

But hey, you can't even talk
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You smoke weed just to help you sleep

Then why you're out

Getting stoned at four o'clock

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And then you come home to me

And don't say hello
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'Cause I got high again
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And forgot to fold my clo__othes

[Refrão]

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  'Cause I'm too messy
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And then I'm too fucking clean

You told me, "Get a job"
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And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
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'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
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Is that not allowed?


And I'm too clever
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And then I'm too fucking dumb

You hate it when I cry
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Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
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'Til I show you that I'm not

A thousand people I could be for you
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And you hate the fucking lot

[Ponte]

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You hate the fucking
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You hate the fucking   lot

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[Refrão]

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Oh, and I'm too messy
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And then I'm too fucking clean

You told me, "Get a job"
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And you ask where the hell I've   been

And I'm too perfect
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'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
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Is that not allowed?


And I'm too clever
                          E
And then I'm too fucking dumb

You hate it when I cry
                              D
Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
                          E
'Til I show you that I'm not

A thousand people I could be for you
                          D
And you hate the fucking lot

[Final]

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You hate the fucking lot
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You hate the fucking lot
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You hate the fucking lot
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You hate the fucking lot