D       A        B          F#
 I got something in my head 
D        A          B                              F#
A plate of steel oh man they said I was almost dead 
D       A            B       F#
I got something in my eye 
D        A          B                         F#
I'd scratch it but the cast has my good hand inside.
D        A      B        F#
She's a pretty little catch 
D        A          B                              F#
I like the way her hair fits right inside her nurse's cap 
D        A      B        F#
Her breath smells like gum 
D        A          B                              F#
Juicy, juicy fruit if my jaw wasn't wired I'd have me some 
D                   A          B          F#
And nothing good happens to me 
D                   A          B          F#
Yeah nothing good happens to me

D            A           B              F#
Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me 
          E
But it's alright
          G 
Yeah it's alright 
D            A          B              F#
Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see 
          E
But it's alright
          G 
Yeah it's alright

D A B F#
D A B F#

D        A          B           F#
The sun comes up and I'm alive 
D        A          B           F#
She holds the doors the throng of visitors arrive 
D        A          B           F#
And when it's dusk she brings me treats 
D          A               B                  F#
The jello's old and warm but her face is young and oh so sweet 
D                   A          B          F#
And nothing good happens to me 
D                   A          B          F#
Yeah nothing good happens to me

D            A           B              F#
Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me 
          E
But it's alright
          G 
Yeah it's alright 
D            A          B              F#
Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see 
          E
That it's alright
          G 
Yeah it's alright

E                      G 
I will recover in the same way
   D         C       B   
I learned to ride my bike 
           C
I was five!

D A B F#
D A B F#
D A B F#
D A B F#

D        A        B           F#
The day it finally arrives 
D        A                         B           F#
The cast comes off and I am no longer mummified 
D        A          B           F#
And there she is but there she goes 
D                 A                  B                F#
Another patient rolls in just as the door swings closed 
D                   A          B          F#
Nothing good happens to me 
D                   A          B          F#
Yeah nothing good happens to me

 D            A           B              F#
Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me 
          E
But it's alright
          G 
Yeah it's alright 
D            A          B                F#
Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see 
          E
That it's alright
          G 
Yeah it's alright
 D            A          B             F#
Baby I'm bleedin' and I've broken my knees 
                 E
But it's alright
         G 
Yeah it's alright
 D            A           B              F#
Baby I'm fakin' and I won't have to leave 
          E
But it's alright (It's alright)
            G 
Yeah it's alriiiiiight
 
D A B F#
        It's alright
D        A          B      F#
(Nothing good happens to me) It's alright
D        A          B      F#
(Nothing good happens to me) Nothing good happens to me
D        A          B      F#       D        A          B      F#        D        A          B      F#
(Nothing good happens to me) I wish that something good would happen to meeeeeeeeeeeee yeah
D A B F#
       yeah
D A B