G              Am
  Last night I told you I loved you
C
  Woke up blamed it on the vodka
G               Am
  I genuinely thought I was dying
C
  And I could see that smile you were hiding
G               Am
  Last night I told you I need you
C
  That's the last time I drink tequila
G                      Am
  Super lemon and his physic salt kit
C
  I start crying and verbally assaulting
G              Am
  Last night I asked you to marry me
C
  That's when I remembered the brandy
G                        Am
  I wake up and claim I didn't say it
C
  Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas

   G                     D
  Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
   Em                    C
  Drinking too much and socially smoking
   G                      D
  Wish I could stop and start to behave
            Em
  And then wake up in the morning
       C
  And never miss a day again

G               Am
  Last night police had to frisk me
C
  In the cells thanks to Bell's fine Whiskey
G               Am
  I think I said too much
C
  "Do you like my bracelets? Oh wait they're handcuffs"

G                      Am
  Last night I said I want your babies
C
  Forget the ice, it's not nice to drink Bailey's. Yuuch
G              Am
  I drink that much that I forget
C
  Whatever embarrassing thing I say next

G                        Am
  You said I got on one knee, and there's no way…
C
  Unless I've been drinking, oh wait, Rose!
G                        Am
  Sailor Jerry's Rum I think I drank me a ship full.
C
  Please, please, someone provide me a dis' bro.

G               Am
  Last night I called you a loser
C
  I think that was after flaming sambuca
G                   Am
  I shouted at you "do me a favor"
C
  And that's when I fell off the pavement

   G                     D
  Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
   Em                    C
  Drinking too much and socially smoking
   G                      D
  Wish I could stop and start to behave
            Em
  And then wake up in the morning
       C
  And never miss a day again

   G                               Am
  Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
   C
  Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
  G                     Am
  Do one last shot and know when to stop
 C
  No more photo's on facebook of me doing the robot
   G                              Am
  Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
        C
  Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people
   G                             Am
  Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend
         C
  But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I

          G                D
  Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking
           Em                   C
  I love drinking too much and socially smoking
   G                   D
  Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen
  Em              C
  And hey I just missed another day again

  End on G