Well, i got a spork, and i'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and i can see the moon,
My gauchos feel good,
I'm havin some brunch,
But this question keep comin' up!

Is it a fork or is it a spoon?! spork!

I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog
I look up at the sun, as i chew on some gum,
But this question keeps plaugin' us!

Is it a fork or is it a spoon?! spork!

I hear that lunch bell ringin'!