I think I kinda got a crush
Don't want to say I'm in love

Cause I don't know if he's into guys
Don't know if I'll ever be his type

But a boy can dream his heart away
That he'll find a boy who swings his way

Sometimes I wish that I was straight
I wouldn't have to play these stupid games
Like analyzing the way he talks
Does he watch football or watch RuPaul?

What I really guess I'm trying to say
Is would you like to be my date?

Or are you straight?
Is my gaydar broken?
Am I too late?
Is your schedule open?

I met a guy who makes me blush
Don't wanna be a fool and rush
Cause' I'm scared to ask if he's gay or bi
Or pan or basically into guys

But a boy can dream his heart away
That he'll find that perfect match someday

Why are all the guys I like all straight?
I'll never have that perfect movie date
I wanna meet him in a coffee shop
Or kiss in the rain at 12 o' clock

What I really guess I'm trying to say is
Am I someone you would date?

Or are you straight?
Is my gaydar broken?
Am I okay?
Just got my heart stolen