D                                E
Small town, southern California, pretty people but I gotta warn ya
G                     D
They're country as it gets
D                               E
Divorce - everybody's cheatin', Rehab - everybody's drinkin'
G                        D
Welcome to the Wild Wild West


[Chorus]
             D                            E
They call it Hollywood, It's not far from Dollywood
     G                            D
Just small towns with a different name
D                                   E
Dysfunctions, dysfunction no matter what state you come from
   G                            D
It might as well be one and the same


[Bridge]
      Bm                                A
If we said our lives through music from here and now on
    G               E
And everybody sang along
            D                   E
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
        G                 D
We'd be singing a country song


[Verse 2]
D                                  E
Tiny dogs and little bitty purses, Cosmos - everybody nurses
G                         D
They get as trashed as we do, oh oh
D                                E
Four kids, different baby daddy, Jail time, caught him with a fatty
G                          D
That goes down in our town too


[Chorus]
             D                            E
They call it Hollywood, It's not far from Dollywood
     G                            D
Just small towns with a different name
D                                   E
Dysfunctions, dysfunction no matter what state you come from
   G                            D
It might as well be one and the same


[Bridge]
      Bm                                A
If we said our lives through music from here and now on
    G               E
And everybody sang along
            D                   E
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
        G                 D
We'd be singing a country song


[Verse 3]
           D                        E
Yeah, it's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
     G               D
It's one big reality show
              D                                 E
Oh yeah, it's back double U double O-D-S, We’re all the same, no matter how you dress
G                               D
What you drive or who you know, We're all stars in this Springer show
        D                         E
There's silicone and breastaline, Blowing up and getting thin
G
That's what you get when you set foot in


[Chorus]
D                            E
Hollywood, It's not far from Dollywood
     G                            D
Just small towns with a different name
D                                   E
Dysfunctions, dysfunction no matter what state you come from
   G                            D
It might as well be one and the same


[Bridge]
      Bm                                A
If we said our lives through music from here and now on
    G               E
And everybody sang along
            D                   E
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
        G                 D
We'd be singing a country song


[Outro]
     D                        E
It's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
     G               D
It's one big reality show
     D                                 E
It's back double U double O-D-S, We're all the same, no matter how you dress
     G                               D

            D                   E
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
        G                 C  D
We'd be singing a country song            (Hell Yeah)