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                        New Year's Eve by Mal Blum
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Standard tuning
Capo 7

[Intro]

   C             G             Am            F
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B|---1-------------3-------------1-----1------------------------|
G|---0--------0----0-------------2-----2-------2-----2----------|
D|---2----0h2------0-------0-----2-----2-------3-----3----------|
A|-3----3---------------0h2----0-----0---0-----3-----3----------|
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[Verse]
C
It's a happy new year
    G
I'm making guacamole
Am                            F
You couldn't even pick up the fucking phone and call me
C
I don't like my t-shirt
G
I don't like my blue jeans
Am                                  F
I don't like my attitude, but it's gonna be a party

[Pre-Chorus]
C   G
Whoa-oh
         Am      F
Let's party

[Verse]
C
It's a happy new year 
G
Last year was so stupid
Am                              F
Most of us were drunk and even more of us were puking
C
Though I heard a rumour--
G
Something about bad shrimp?
Am                               F
Don't know how I made it up the stairs to your apartment

[Pre-Chorus]
C    G
Whoa-oh
           Am
I remember it
      F
Whoa-oh
               C 
Climbing up to bed
     G
Whoa-oh
           Am
I remember it
           F  G
I remember it

[Chorus]
     F                   C
And that's not all that I'm forgetting
G                     Am
It's a new year, the last one's ending
F                 C            G
Don't know how I ever made it out
F                 C
Here's to nothing ever changing
G                Am
If it were, then I'd be parting 
F                 C             G
ways with all the bad habits I found
                     F       C
But I'll still hang around
                 G       Am
I'll still hang around
                 F          C
I'll still hang around
                 G
I'll still hang around

[Verse]
C
It's a happy new year 
G
I'm eating guacamole 
Am                                                       F
You kissed me at midnight 'cause you thought that I looked lonely
C
I don't like my outfit 
G
I guess it's not important 
Am                                    F
'Cause I like your four-track and the things you record on it

[Verse]
C
It's the time of year now 
G
To keep your close friends closest 
Am                               F
We'll be friends forever and I don't care if you know it 
C
It's a happy new year 
G
Unlike all the rest 
Am                              F
Feels like I am changing and I know it's for the best 

[Pre-Chorus]
C    G              Am
Whoa-oh I remember that 
F                       C
Whoa-oh Climbing up to bed 
G                   Am
Whoa-oh I remember that 
          F     G
I remember that 

[Chorus]
     F                   C
And that's not all that I'm pretending 
G                     Am
It's a new year, the last one's ending 
F                 C            G
And all the guacamole I made browned. 
F                 C
Here's to always ever-changing 
G                Am
Circumstances we're arranging 
F                 C             G
Throwing all our cautions to the ground 
                     F       C
They only weigh you down 
                 G       Am
I won't let you down 
                 F          C
I won't let you down 
                 G
I won't let you down 

[Bridge]
C                                G
Hey, did you know you can check the time 
Am                          F
Your call reaches the other line? 
C                                  G
Hey, did you know that I know you lied? 
Am
So board it up and don't even try 
C               G             Am      F   C
Last year is ending just in time. 
           G        Am
I got out alive 
            F       C
I got out alive 
             G
I got out alive 

[Verse]
F
It's a happy new year
C
Here I am again 
G                            Am                                F
Writing in my car, and this time I can't pretend that we are friends
F
We're not friends
              C
Friends don't do the things we did
         G                                 Am
And the ones you've done since then makes think we've never been
         F
When is this night gonna end?
         C
Are you lying in her bed?
            G
All these questions hit my head
                 Am
Hey where's the whiskey at again
          F
You were discombobulated
          C
When you showed up at my door
          G
Leaving glitter on my floor
             Am
But I don't like you anymore

[Outro]
             F
No, I don't like you anymore
             C
No, I don't like you anymore
             G
No, I don't like you anymore
             Am
No, I don't like you anymore