Christopher had a choice (he had a choice)
He learned the guitar (ah)
Through all of the noise (through all of the noise)
He couldn't stay awake (ah)
In school (I do not know)
Now who's the fool? (I do not know)
Ooh, who's the fool?
Who's the fool

I've learned so much more
And mommy's is just so proud of me
I bought her dinner almost every week
Oh, but why was everyone always fuckin' mad at me?
It's not cool, cool, cool at all

Christopher had a choice (he had a choice)
He learned the guitar (ah)
Through all of the noise (through all of the noise)
He couldn't stay awake (ah)
In school (I do not know)
Now who's the fool? (I do not know)
Ooh, who's the fool?
Who's the fool